Umm okay there is absolutely no good way of saying this. So I'm going to go with the rip-the-bandage-off line of thinking, and be blunt; I'm not going to be on my blog for about two weeks...
Once upon a time there was a small princess, and she made her protector very mad. So her protector outlawed internet for a whole two weeks. Princess was very upset, but she understood. So she wrote a note to all her friends saying she wouldn't be on for a while, and packed away her computer. Next time she thinks to herself I'll be a good princess.
Yeah so that about sums it all up. Love you guys! I'll bring some extra smutty smut with me when I come back!